krispymeme:

*pushes you off a bridge* boop

(via asian)

shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts, via asian)

snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

image

(via asian)

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

VIDEO GAMES ARE HAPPENING FASTER THAN I CAN MAKE MONEY

image

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

image

(via asian)

crybabe:

wow you have the best taste in music

unzip ur pants

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

(Source: dveon, via lovelyom)

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)